Detail from Ancient Greek black-figured dinos (wine-bowl) with the first chariot in the procession

Detail from Ancient Greek black-figured dinos (wine-bowl) with the first chariot in the procession
“Sophilos Dinos” (wine-bowl) showing guests arriving at the wedding of Thetis and Peleus. In the first car -Zeus and Hera, 2nd-Poseidon and Amphitrite. Source: British Museum (Wikicommons)

Sunday, August 6, 2017

What do women want ?

I thought I should humanize today this great leader that I am, and write on an overly used subject we have 10,000 experts on: attraction.

I just had my lunch, which consisted of a one pound raw piece of ocean fish. Those that have been following my blog consistently know that raw meat of all kinds (fish, white, and red meat) is part of my diet. Note: Don't try this at home. I'm a tough act to follow.

It's past 3 o'clock now and what I've had all day so far it's tea, coffee, 8 ounces of berries in the morning and the fish now. [If you throw up with the fish, it's on you]. I'm also drinking a Bone Broth protein shake from Ancient Nutrition [link]. Its' aftertaste is kind of spicy to me. I've cooked my own broth soup before and ate it, but that takes 12 hours to cook properly. Industrialized kitchens cook hard beef bones between 12 and 24 hours. Tough act to follow. I'm not trying to be the next Tim Ferriss to tell you what to eat and how to sleep (although I agree with a lot of his views particularly on stoicism).

Back to the subject, what is it that women want ? Well, why should brilliant mouthpiece Max Cantor tell you, since you dimwits still don't get.

We'll let the ladies speak this time. We'll give them the podium. I'll just seat on the sidelines and munch on my happy bones of fish.

Question: which is the best selling book in recent history ? 

If you ask that question, you'll find out that Fifty Shades of Grey and its sequels, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed by E.L. James have sold 150 million copies worldwide. 150 Million ! That's more than I have in the bank. It's safe to say that the largest majority of those readers are women, therefore they are into it.

Now, if you are The Atlantic you will say "Fifty Shades of Grey Gets BDSM Dangerously Wrong", but...125 Million plus women can't be wrong. You may say that I'm a hopelessly romantic,  but... E L James’s New York Times #1 bestselling trilogy has been hailed by Entertainment Weekly as being “in a class by itself.” This is more than a book, this is a cultural phenomena. 150 million copies translated into 52 languages sold. E.L., if you're reading this, great job !

So, what do women want ? 


Highlighted from Fifty Shades Darker by your own Max Cantor:

"the rules are written down" -Christian's rules, that is (p. 35)

"kinky fuckery" - (p.34)

"You want obedience, except when you don't, so you can punish me." (p.25)

"Honestly, the audacity of this man-this man who has put me through hell over the last few days." (Anastasia Steele to herself, p. 19)

"I'm drawn, Icarus to his sun" (p.15)

"I'm the one who is undeserving." (Anastasia, p. 37)

"..he always makes me feel like an errant child." (p. 13)

Read these books. If you still don't know what women want after reading them, you are an idiot. Just stop calling yourself a man.

Big shot out to Maxim Magazine for bringing this to my attention:




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Correction: It seems I mislabeled the Broth Protein I currently use: it is branded "Thermo Burner" . You now have the correct label.

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11 comments :

  1. Max, I think the New Yorker should do an interview with you.

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    1. I'll do it, with the condition they arrange me as judge on the Miss BumBum Brasil contest. The first round of the contest is August 7th, with the finals in Sao Paulo in September.

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    2. I think that's fair. Will you be a fair judge, though ? Aren't you going to take sides ?

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    3. Sides ? Noo. I'll be on my good side.

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  2. By that, you mean the closest to you gets it, right ?

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    1. Now you be a good busboy and bring me water without spilling. Can you do that ?

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    2. Only if you shoot and not miss. That's way I said the closest looks better. If it's too far you're be spilling everywhere, and I'll be sorry for that tablecloth.

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    3. What are now, the maid ? Then learn to change the sheets, dummy.

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  3. Women will do "anything" for a top seed alpha.

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  4. I am putting together a petition to name Max the next CEO at Uber. Hope to get it before Uber's Board soon enough: Here are the facts: (#checkyourfacts):

    1. Max is a stud.
    2. Max is gay enough to dance on Adele music but not that gay to dance on Taylor Swift garbage.
    3. Max thinks women are great but not that great so to cause trouble.
    4. Max will arguably promote diversity of thought and not judge people by the size of the butts.

    What do you think ?

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    1. I think we have a winner.

      And don't judge people by the the size of their butts -it's the asshole that counts.

      Let me know how your petition is going.

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